Brook’s Sports Bar, UniBrum, Birmingham

Pub #2265:

Went to the Brook’s Sports Bar for lunch on a 45 minute break in a two-day course on programming in R.  “Burger Special” was anything but…on the other hand, at least I got way ahead on my salt allowance for next month.

Here’s some pseudo R-code I came up with:

Brooks_Sports_Bar  <-  data.frame(

look = c(“bleak”, “sterile”),
beer = c(“lager”, “more lager”,  “American craft IPA”),
food = c(“saline”, “dry”, “whaddaya expect?”)
)

If Brooks_Sports_Bar != only_bar_around

{ there_instead <- grep(venue$type = “bar” or “tavern” or “pub”);
go there_instead
}

Author: Drunken Bunny

I run and go to pubs. That's about it, really. Pronoun: I couldn't care less how you refer to me ... I'm dealing with ADULT problems.