Negroni, please

“The woke terminology is ‘African cocktailians.'”
“Shut up, Bun, and pour the drinks.”

In the shaker half full of ice, pour two shots, each of

Gin
Campari
Sweet vermouth

Shake and strain over ice and a twist of orange peel. Ahhhh, summer.

 

Author: Drunken Bunny

I run and go to pubs. That's about it, really. Pronoun: I couldn't care less how you refer to me ... I'm dealing with ADULT problems.